I cannot comprehend why people say they had a break-up. I think the break-up term applies only to the girl. For the guy it’s always break-down. He breaks down like a love-lost-devadas. Ever heard paaru (parvati, deva’s first love) drink herself to death. This is one of the times when the guy is the fool and girl is the smarter ass. Go back a few months and you’ll know.
It all starts with the eyes. He sees her and says “Woow.” She sees him and doesn’t say anything. Sub consciously her eyes send the physical characteristics of the guy to the processing unit. Brain does its 128-bit calculations of his facial symmetry – can I have kids with him; he passes the preliminary test of a potential mate’s fertility.
Kids?? I can still hear the echo of “Woow”.
And then they talk. He talks and and she listens. The multi-tasking women’s brain unknowingly assesses the man’s social behaviour, group dynamics – can he feed my family? stamped yes. She talks, the guy still “Woow”ing . Our “ potential mate” hasn’t crossed the stage-1 and is still awe-struck seeing her. Damn guys, low pass filters!
Proceed to stage-3, the smell and the feel of the woman intoxicates man to madness pushing him back to stage-0 “Can I take her to bed?—yes ”. Yes, you guessed it right, women does the pre-final evaluation of the mate’s fertility in the background as she gives those smiles. Both end up having amazing sex (or atleast get closer to that), but expectations out of that are entirely different.
Listing the reasons of break-up (or break-down incase of guys) is futile here. A week into break-up, women (damn women, high pass filters!) prepare their questionnaire of procreation (think Species1-2-3). They move-on. Two months into break-up, the guy still hopes that one fine morning he gets up and finds his ex beside him.
Actually, if left for himself he would continue thinking about the girl for decades. All the while breaking down, wasting time, not able to concentrate on work. Here comes the fool-proof solution to guys, find another girl! The getting over starts only when another girl comes into his life (sticky bit, haan!). And the time it takes to recover depends how many stages he passed from eyes, ears to touch. The higher the stage, exponentially longer it takes to recover. This comes naturally, epitomized in bollywood. The adaptable woman asks the few questions and who ever fit the bill is her mate. Poor guy on the other side has no questions and worse no memory of the woman’s history, willing to accept her when ever she comes back.
Disclaimer: None of the observations are inspired by real life incidents. Any resemblance to actual situations is purely coincidental.
4 comments:
Yak!
pichi pichi it is,the entry.
I cannot comprehend why people say they had a break-up. I think the break-up term applies only to the girl. For the guy it’s always break-down
i)So much of male chauvinism.
This is one of the times when the guy is the fool and girl is the smarter ass.
Damn guys, low pass filters!
Yes, you guessed it right, women does the pre-final evaluation of the mate’s fertility in the background as she gives those smiles
ii)So much of Masochism.
P.S:The disclaimer seems redundant here.This entry unwittingly(?)looks less inspired by a real life experience.The semblance need not have been co-incidental after all.
You know my phone number.... Gimme a call and I will tell you EXACTLY what to do with your disclaimer!!!
valli, more than MCP-ism the entry has more of genetic and brain wiring view point.
My points are
1)gals deal with breakups well and in quicker time.
2)The above statement is when after the breakup, there is no relationship in either lives. If the guy or gal has a relationship there is no pattern.
cp, samajh aagaya what to do with the disclaimer.
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