Ravanayanam.

Would sita have falled for ravana?

No internet/phone in those days. I still wonder how sita managed her long distance relationship with rama. She was away for almost for 1 year. I mean, Ravana had everything a chick needs.

1) Lots money (duh!, he owns an island called LAnka),
2) the best car you can ever get (push-pak vimana..the fully automatic open top that flies and has all the weaponery to kick a big-bird's ass..beats all those lexuses and BMWs),
3) great scholar (he is called dasa-kanttha...he knows 4 vedas and 6 puranas unside down...doesnt need a Phd...read #1 doesnt need a job!),
4) pious (this tamil brahmin is the most revered devotee of lord Shiva)
5) has character (waited for sita to accept him and dint force anything onto her)
6) he already had the beautiful wife (he was probly a stud in bed too! )

I really feel pity for ravana and his demonic portrayal in Ramayana. May be there is a equivalent of 'Da Vinci Code' in india too. But unfortunately, we will never know.

After all this what sita gets is a guy who doesnt even trust her anymore.

Arbit Proposal

"I Like you. ---> (He has no clue that those words slipped through his mouth)
It doesn't mean you need to like me. --->(Takes care of the 'being-unconditional' bullshit)
It doesn't mean I want to be with you forever. --->(Of course not. He is lying. He just doesn't want you to get psyched out)
It just means I like you."---> (Same as first line. For special effect!)

-Some arbit guy to some arbit girl.